what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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