Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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