I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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