It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
porn star boner night. come get it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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