bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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