I'm lost and stupid without you.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
