so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.