I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Damn victory sex feels great
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.