She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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