you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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