how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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