How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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