I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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