i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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