You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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