after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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