Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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