We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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