Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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