What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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