The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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