Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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