it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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