guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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