is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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