I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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