i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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