I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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