hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You are a genius and a whore.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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