Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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