apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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