Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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