I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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