He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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