You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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