I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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