i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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