So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Do plants get herpes?
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