I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
No I am not eating basil off your cock
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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