That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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