I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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