Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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