I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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