Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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