we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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