TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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