when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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