wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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