do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
