why didn't you poke me back
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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