So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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