if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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