Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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