have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We need to get me chipped asap
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