My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We were destined to go to rehab together
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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