Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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