I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
handjob tips. give me some.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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