That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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