Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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