Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.